February 2012
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the new icons are so hipster omg
watching blue chrismas just for kurt’s perfect adorable magical face in that perfect adorable magical little hat
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mlleraquel:
darrensbubblebutt replied to your post: both of my cats decided they wanted to be lovey…
you’re such a corrupting influence
they were both climbing all over my chest and tummy and i was like DON’T LOOK AT THE SCREEN, KITTIES as if they could read or something
NO, BABIES! IT DOESN’T SAY COCKS, IT SAYS COKES! COKES FOR EVERYONE! DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS COKES!!
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if you tag character hate with actor names you’re actually a giant fucking asshole
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that awkward moment when a show you’ve been watching on the dvr ends but the remote is on the other side of the room but you’re too lazy to get up so you just sit there and watch a freeze frame of stephen colbert waving to his audience like a pageant queen until it eventually shuts off on its own.
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When Darren and I finally meet
Darren: Hi! I'm Darren. It's nice to-
Me: Shhhhh.
Darren: ....?
Me: Shhhhh.
Darren: ..................................................................?
Me: ......................................
Darren: Um.
Me: Is your cock as veiny as I think it is?
Darren: Totally.
Me: Nice to meet you! *flounces away*
Darren: She's my soulmate.
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Everyday update
gleeficupdates:
Kurt and Blaine have been married for a few years when Kurt gets into an accident and ends up in a coma. He’s in a coma for awhile, and Blaine has to seriously consider pulling the plug, because he knows Kurt isn’t really living, and the doctors say the chances of him coming out of it are very slim. Blaine is almost ready to do it when Kurt comes out of his coma. But when...
ryan gosling, i’m a pie
please eat me
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lurkdusoleil replied to your post: i loved lisa d’amato IDGAF
You’re not alone.
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i loved lisa d’amato IDGAF
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Anonymous asked: Until My Dying Breath updated! That was the most major thing today.
did i miss anything today?
n00dz?
sex riot?
anything?
Anonymous asked: please write doppelganger fic where kurt gets home and blaine introduces him to darren and threesomes ensue. *.*
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happyinchintz72:
I’m here for the nice things. I’m here for the silliness and light hearted things. I’m also here to have intelligent discussions with people who have a brain and who are not so closed minded that a single comment they don’t agree with causes them to burst into flames and attack their keyboard and the people they hold a differing opinion to. I’m here for pretty things and things...
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Fic: Doppelganger Pt. 2 (Darren/Blaine)
This started last night. Help.
Blaine was stretched out on a bed that had become as familiar to him in the last few months as his own. He knew the smell of the dryer sheets used in the usually broken machines down the hall and the place where the mattress dipped because the springs were broken—freak bowling ball accident, Darren claimed—and the way the ceiling fan clicked just a...
i love how the ‘this side’ tag is filled with nickel creek lyrics and my smut fic.
sorry, nickel creek.
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sigh
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I have ideas for more Darren/Blaine. Help.
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Anonymous asked: Honestly, I think I'd be willing to read any pairing as long as it was written by you.
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Still can’t believe I wrote Darren/Blaine last night.
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Fic: Precipice (2/?)
darrensbubblebutt:
Title: Precipice (2/?) Pairings: Kurt/Blaine Rating: PG-13 overall. Word Count: ~2400 Spoilers: None. Warnings: Mentions of bullying. Summary: Blaine is a new student at McKinley. Kurt is the star of the Cheerios. When Kurt is failing AP Chemistry, Coach Sylvester hires Blaine to tutor Kurt in order to ensure that he earns a grade that will allow him to stay on the squad....
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k tired g'night
<3
ALL HAIL KING COLIN
i want the job of moaning into the microphone at the academy awards
holy shit he’s adorable
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brad
your hair
wow i listened to exactly 0 words of that acceptance speech OOPS.
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o dapperfinch replied to your post: you know what’s fun about fiction? how it’s all…
which is why my tears contained blood when i saw people fight over future blaine’s career last week
oh for fuck’s sake. i’m really glad i missed that.
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you know what’s fun about fiction?
how it’s all fictiony.
how you can do whatever the fuck you want because it isn’t real.
yeah.
that’s what’s fun about fiction.
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dreadpiratezoe:
this awards show season has more continuity than glee
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christopher paul colfer i would like to lick vodka cranberries off your naked body now please
lime is optional but preferred
remember when the oscars used to be long-winded and meandering and would take like four hours?
honestly, i miss those oscars.
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YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY A TITANIC COMMERCIAL DURING...
blainescarnivorousasshole:
darrensbubblebutt:
Fun fact: there’s an exhibit of Titanic (the real boat, not the movie) artifacts opening here next week.
I went to an exhibit like that in Orlando! It was soooo cool and I sobbed a lot. XD
obligatory ‘i hope christopher is getting splendidly drunk and having hot raunchy sex tonight’ post
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YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY A TITANIC COMMERCIAL DURING...
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don't care what anyone says jonah hill was great...
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reidanheadquarters asked: Darren/Blaine, I swear...
Blaine sat at the bar, slumped over, his face mere inches away from the glass of straight scotch in front of him. It had been, as they say, a day. He and Kurt were on ‘a break,’ but he didn’t want to be on one. Just because Kurt was studying in Milan for the semester didn’t mean that he wanted them to be apart in another way, but Kurt had insisted, so Blaine had relented....
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I can say without any hesitation whatsoever that I never ever thought I would write the pairing I’m working on right now.
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anonymous asked: klaine making out or having sex...
“Blaine… right there,” Kurt gasps. Every inch of his body burns, strung taut with restraint and need and exertion.
His legs are draped over Blaine’s shoulders, digging into the muscle and bone in a way that is probably a little painful for both of them. His thighs are pressed up against his own stomach. He has a hand latched behind each of his knees because honestly, he...